Come back here, son
Why the fuck is that a testing standard?
Maximum nugget flush capacity (or MNFC) is actually one of the most important and most commonly inquired toilet statistics. The highest MNFC ever recorded was a whopping 70 nuggets!
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
It got better.
This is precious
BBC Natural World - The Unnatural History of London
THE PELICAN SWALLOWED THE WHOLE PIGEON
WHAT THE SHIT
Shit i am horrified and terrified now i mean look at the dark shape still squirming inside that pelican’s beak and throat and i’m so shocked i can’t even use proper punctuation oh god what if the pigeon eventually pecks its way out of the pelican’s throat or worse out of the pelican’s stomach like an eren jaegar and becomes a pelican shifter goddammit
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do